Category: Old Age Humiliations

MISSING WIVES

Bill, age 20, and Sam, age 75, were pushing their carts around Home Depot, when they collided. Sam said to Bill:

"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

Bill said:

"That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

Sam said:

"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

Bill answered:

"Well, she is 24, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

Sam replied:

"Doesn't matter ... let's look for yours."

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