Category: Marital Bliss

THOUGH QUESTION

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went to open it and saw a man standing there. He asked the lady:

“Do you have a vagina?”

She slammed the door in disgust. The next morning she again heard a knock at the door. It was the same man and he asked the same question:

 “Do you have a vagina?”

She slammed the door again. Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened for the last two days. The husband told the wife in a loving and concerned voice:

“Honey I am taking tomorrow off, to be home just in case this guy shows up again.”

The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband said to the wife in a whispered voice:

“Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it.”

 She nodded yes to her husband and opened the door. Sure enough, the same fellow was standing there and asking the same question.

“Do you have a vagina?”

“Yes” - she said...

The man replied:

“Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?”

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