Category: Afterlife

YULETIDE 

Three bachelors were waiting at the Pearly Gates to get in. St. Peter said:

"It's nearing Christmas. Give, or tell me something significant to fit the season."

The first bachelor went through his pockets, pulled out a book of matches, lighted one and said:

"This is supposed to be a candle."

"Good enough" - said St. Peter.

The second bachelor pulled out a set of keys and jingled them.

"What's that?" – asked St. Peter. The bachelor said:

"It's Jingle Bells."

St. Peter sighed heavily and said:

"Fine...go ahead.”

Bachelor three started going through his pockets, looking for something that would be significant to Christmas...finally he pulled out a pair of panties.
     St. Peter said:

" What's THAT got to do with Christmas?"

The bachelor replied:
    " They're Carols."

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