Category: Political Jokes

HE HAD IT COMING

Brezhnev, former Soviet Union head of state and Party chief  loved fast American cars and at every opportunity, took the wheel from his driver and drove recklessly on the pot-holed Russian roads. Driving through a kolkhoz one day, his car hit a dog. Afraid of the owner’s reaction, Brezhnev sent his driver into the nearby peasants’ hut, to apologize about the accident and offer compensation.

After several minutes, the driver came out, with a satisfied smile on his face.

“What happened?” - Brezhnev queried. “Did you tell them?”

“I told them that I am Brezhnev’s driver and we accidentally killed the dog. For some reason they all looked very happy, laughed, slapped me on the back and offered me some vodka to drink.”

 

 

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