Category: Marital Bliss

BENEFACTOR

A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight. While en route home he asked the cabby, if he would be a witness. He suspected his wife was having an affair and wanted to catch her in the act.  For $100, the cabby agreed..

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man! The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted:

“Don't do it! ... I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season football tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabby and said:

“What would you do?”

The cabby replied:

“I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.”

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