Category: Misers

EFFICIENCY IS ALL THE RAGE

The miser’s son arrived home and proudly announced to his father:

“Daddy, today I managed to save the bus fare. Instead of getting on the bus, I ran after it all the way home.”

But instead of receiving an approving pat on the shoulder, his dad slapped his face.

“What did I do?” – wailed the boy.

“You did not use your head, that is what you did! Think of how much you could have saved, if you had run after a cab.”

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