Category: Nouveau Riche

OURS IS NICER

One night, the Moneymakers were having dinner. Seated at opposite ends of their five-meter long oak-wood table, Mr. Moneymaker remarked to his wife:

“You know, every man at our club keeps a mistress. I am the only one, who does not have one. What will they think of us?”

“If everybody has a mistress, you should take one too,” - replied his loyal sidekick. “We don’t want people thinking, that we cannot afford one.”  

And indeed, with the help of his wife, Mr. Moneymaker managed to find a mistress. He spent two evenings a week with her and while relaxing with his friends in the sauna, he had the satisfaction of being able to complain:

“My mistress wants a new mink-coat again.”

One night the Moneymakers went to the theater. Before the curtain rose, Mrs. Moneymaker looked through her binoculars at the rest of the audience. Suddenly, she pulled her husband’s sleeve:

“Who is that gorgeous blonde beside McCormick?”

“Probably his mistress.”

“His mistress? She is not so pretty after all. Ours is nicer, don’t you agree?”  

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