Category: Old Age Humiliations

BRIEF ONES

¬ The physician’s advice to the elderly gent who complained that his much older neighbor boasted to everybody that he has intercourse with his wife three times weekly:

“You can say it too!”

¬ Question:

“What in your opinion is the main reason you reached the ripe old age of 100?”

Answer:

“The main reason is that I was born in 1901.”

¬ Question:

“Is your wife still so beautiful?”

Answer:

“She is, but it takes her half-an-hour more.”

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