Category: Afterlife

FORD AND GOD

Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford:

“Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention – the assembly line – changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven.”

Ford thought about it and said:

“I want to hang out with God Himself.”

The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God:

“Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?”

God said:  “Ah, yes.”

“Well,” – said Ford, – “you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front-end protrusion

2. It chatters at high speeds

3. Maintenance is very costly

4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing

5. It is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days

6. The rear end wobbles too much, and

7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”

“Hmmm,” – replied God, – “hold on.”

God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper.

“It may be that my invention is flawed,” – God replied to Henry Ford, – “but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!”

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