Category: Blondes

IN SLOW MOTION

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He found his way to a bar stool and ordered some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the waiter:

“Hey, you wanna hear a terrific blonde joke?”

The bar immediately fell absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said:

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

        1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

        2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

        3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

        4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

        5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered:

“No...not, if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.”

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