Category: Drinking Problem
BAR BET

A man walked into a bar, noticed a very large jar on the counter and saw that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guessed that there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.   He approached the bartender and asked:

"What's with the money in the jar?"  
     "Well..., you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."  
     The man certainly wasn't going to pass this up, so he asked:

"What are the three tests?"  
     "You gotta pay first," - says the bartender, - "those are the rules."
     So, after thinking it over a while, the man gave the bartender $10, which he stuffed into the jar.
     "Okay," - said the bartender, - "here's what you need to do:”

“First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less and you can't make a face while doing it." 

"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." 

The man was stunned!  

"I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!  You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" 

"Your call," - said the bartender, - "but, your money stays where it is." 

As time goes on, the man had a few more drinks and finally said:

"Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabbed the bottle with both hands and drank it as fast as he could. Tears streamed down both his cheeks -- but he didn't make a face -- and he drank it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggered out the back door where he saw the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar heard loud growling, screaming and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! 

Just when they thought that the man surely must be dead, he staggered back into the bar. His clothes were ripped to shreds and he was bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly said:

"Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

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