Category: Mothers

CABBIES

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally found a cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asked her mother:

“Mummy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?”

The mother replied:

“Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work.”

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turned to the mother and said:

“Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out loud. They're hookers!”

A brief period of silence followed and the girl then asked:

“Mummy, do the ladies have any children?”

The mother replied:

“Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?” 

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