Category: Parenting

NOT ENLIGHTENED

The conservative parents did not enlighten their daughter about the facts of life. They presumed that nature would have its way and when her time came, she would just instinctively follow her husband’s lead. The day after the daughter’s wedding, in the early morning hours, the doorbell rang long and hysterically at the family’s home. When the mother opened the door, there stood her puffy eyed and distraught daughter.

“What happened, dearest?” – asked the worried mother.

“I left that no-good jerk. You can't imagine what a disgusting thing he wanted to do to me!”

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