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DOCTOR'S MATE

A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant:

"George, I am going hunting tomorrow, but I don't want to have to close the clinic. I want you to take care of it and all of our patients". 

"Yes, sir!!!" - answered George. The doctor went hunting and on returning the following day, asked:

"So, George, how was your day?" 

George told him that he took care of three patients:

"The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL." 

"Bravo George and the second one?" - asked the doctor. 

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" - said George.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" - asked the doctor.

 "Sir, as I was sitting here at the desk, suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. In a flash, she undressed herself, took off everything, lied down on the table, spread her legs and shouted:

"HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!" 

"And what did you do George?" - asked the doctor. 

"I put drops in her eyes."

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