Category: Ethnic Stories

NAVIGATION PROBLEM

A tourist from Japan was walking the streets of Manhattan. He was trying to find Bloomingdales Department Store, without success. At last he stopped an elderly Jewish-Polish woman and asked:

"Excuse me. Can you tell me how to find Bloomingdales?"

"You found Pearl Harbour. Find Bloomingdales!"

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Category: Ethnic Stories

UTTER RUBBISH

Two Japanese businessmen met in London:

“Kimoshito, your wife Itsiko is having an affair with a Jewish man.”

Kimoshito took the first plane back to Tokyo and confronted his wife:

“Itsiko is this true?”

Itsiko replied:

“Kimoshito-san, who is the meshuga who has been telling you all this?”

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NO JEWISH JOKES PLEASE

One morning Katz came into the office and as soon as he was seated at his table, said:

“Listen guys, I heard a terrific new joke.”

“Not again! We are fed-up with those Jewish jokes,” - groaned his fellow-workers.

“Oh no, this is not a Jewish joke, it is a Japanese one,” - answered Katz.

“A Japanese? We never heard a Japanese joke. Let’s hear it.”

“Two Japanese traveled on a train from Osaka to Tokyo. Suddenly one of them said: ‘Listen, Moishe...!’”

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