Category: Afterlife

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

A football player came to the well-known fortune-teller and asked her:
“Look here, lately I haven’t been feeling so well and since the game of football is the most important thing in my life, I would like to know, if it is played in heaven.”
The soothsayer looked through her crystal ball and after a while uttered:
“I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that they do play football in heaven – they have even a National League. The bad news is, that you are scheduled to play next Sunday.”

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Category: Naughty Jokes MUCH BETTER

A college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach said:

“You’re such a big guy. Why did you marry such a petite woman? She’s no bigger than your hand.”

“That’s right Coach,” – replied the lineman, – “but she's much better!”

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