Category: For your Kids

A LONER

“I hope that I can be of assistance to you after your release,” - said the prison chaplain to the bank robber.

“Thank you,” - answered the hardened criminal, - “but I always work alone.”

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Category: Old Age Humiliations

ELIGIBLE

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asked:

"Are you a stranger here?"

He replied:

"I lived here years ago."

"So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," - he said.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said:

"I killed my wife."

"Oh!" - said the woman. "So you're single..."

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Category: For Your Kids A LONER

“I hope that I can be of assistance to you after your release,” - said the prison chaplain to the bank robber.

“Thank you,” - answered the hardened criminal, - “but I always work alone.”

DISLEXIA

A blind man came into the carpentry workshop. He felt the wood file with his fingers and exclaimed:

“Who wrote such a lot of nonsense?”

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