Psychiatrist: “What is wrong with your brother?”Sister: “He thinks he’s a chicken.”Psychiatrist: “How long has be been acting like a chicken?”Sister: “For three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.”
A psychiatrist administered a Rorschach test to his patient. First he showed her an inkblot within a circle.
“Tell me please, my dear lady, what is your interpretation of this drawing?”
“It’s a couple making love in a circular room.”
Next he showed her an inkblot within a rectangle.
“What do you see now?”
“It’s a couple making love in a rectangular room.”
Finally he showed her an inkblot within a triangle.
“And now?”
The women looked suspiciously at the doctor and then burst out:
“What sort of a pervert pig are you anyway?”
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Psychiatrist: “What is wrong with your brother?”
Sister: “He thinks he’s a chicken.”
Psychiatrist: “How long has be been acting like a chicken?”
Sister: “For three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.”
Three variations on the same joke. Can you tell who is the one who is really nuts? One:
FISHY STORY
A wife complained to her friend:
“My husband sits all day long in the bathroom tub and fishes.”
“Have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?”
“Not yet…the truth is, I’m crazy about fish.”
