Category: Afterlife
HEALTHY LIFE
This 85-year-old couple,
having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in
good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and
exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master
bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they “oohed and aahed,” the old man asked Peter how
much all this was going to cost.
“It’s free,” – Peter replied, – “this is Heaven.”
Next they went out back
to see the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have
golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one
representing the great golf courses on Earth.
The old man asked:
“What are the green
fees?”
Peter’s reply:
“This is heaven, you
play for free.”
Next they went to the
clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid
out.
“How much to eat?” –
asked the old man..
“Don’t you understand
yet? This is heaven, it is free!” – Peter
replied.
“Well, where are the low
fat and low cholesterol foods?” – the old man asked timidly.
“That’s the best part,”
– explained Peter, – “you can eat as
much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get
sick. This is Heaven!”
The old man looked at
his wife and said:
“You and your darned
bran muffins! I could have been here ten years ago!!”
