Showing posts with label surprise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label surprise. Show all posts

Friday, April 05, 2013

Category: Blondes

FEMALE BOSS
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called, or came back to work. So how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.  
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde, if she was going to go with them.
"No way", - the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."  
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Category: At School

ROUTINE

A father on a business trip, passing through his son's college town late one night, thought he would pay the boy a surprise visit. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window:

“Whattya want?”

“Does Tom Flaherty live here?” – asked the father.

“Yeah!” – replied the voice. “Dump him on the front porch and we'll take care of him in the morning.”

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