Category: Army Stories NOTHING WORKS The parachutist-trainees were getting ready for their first jump. The officer gave them last minute instructions: “At 1,000 meters pull string No. 1. In the very rare case that your parachute doesn’t open, string No. 2 is provided as a backup and pulling that will get you safely to the ground. A lorry will wait for you there and take you back to camp.” A trainee jumped, pulled string No. 1. The parachute didn’t open, so he pulled string No. 2 and again nothing happened. “Typical!” – grumbled the trainee, – “I won’t be surprised if the lorry isn’t waiting either.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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