Category: At the Court of Law GOURMET A forest ranger caught a man sitting at a campfire and eating a bald eagle. The man was consequently brought before a court of law. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?” Man: “Yes I do. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened.” Judge: “Proceed.” Man: “I got lost in the woods, hadn't had anything to eat for two weeks and I was literally starving. Next thing I saw a bald eagle swooping down at the lake for some fish. I thought that if I followed it I could maybe steal the fish. The eagle lighted upon a tree stump to eat the fish. I threw a stone toward the bird hoping it would drop the fish and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim was off and the rock hit the eagle squarely on its poor little head and killed it. I thought about what had happened, but figured that since I killed it, I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful than to let it rot on the ground.” Judge: “The court will take a recess while we analyze your testimony.” 15 minutes went by and the judge returned. Judge: “Due to the extreme circumstances you were under and because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will dismiss the charges.” The Judge then leaned over the bench and whispered: “If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?” Man: “Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe it is somewhere between a California Condor and a Spotted Owl.” If you enjoy my jokes, please recommend this webpage to your friends! Thanks.

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