HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO
It was pitch dark when a man was flagged down by a female hitchhiker. All he could see was her long, loose hair and her provocatively half-open blouse. He took her on board and at the next curve “inadvertently” leaned against her. She did not draw away, so he stopped the car at a conveniently secluded place, kissed her, received a fervent response and soon they were both merrily engaged in making, what euphemistically is called “love.” All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window and a flashlight shone through the car window. The cop could hardly contain himself:
“Don’t you know there is a law against engaging in immoral acts in public places!”
“But Officer,” - protested the man, - “this is my wife who is with me in the car.”
“I am sorry,” - answered the policeman, - “I did not know this was your wife.”
“Neither did I, until you switched on your flashlight.”
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