A red Mercedes cruised by just as a man came out of his office. With a screech of the brakes, the car came to a stop and a smashing blonde leaned out of the window and asked provocatively:
“Hurrying home to the little wife? Why not have a cup of coffee with me?”
It was a tiring day and the man felt that having a coffee with the blonde dreamboat, would noticeably raise his spirits, so he hopped into the car and off they went.
Over coffee, the two had a long talk, until the girl suddenly asked:
“Wouldn’t we be more comfy, if we continued our little chat at my place?”
Indeed, they went to her apartment, had a drink, or two, or three and all of a sudden they were in bed together. Much-much later, the man looked at his watch and exclaimed:
“My God! It is 4 o’clock in the morning. I must rush. My wife is probably going mad with worry.”
“What are you going to tell her?” - asked his bed partner.
“Oh, I don’t know,” - the man scratched his head, - “maybe you have a piece of chalk?”
“Of course I do. After all, I am a teacher.”
The man took the chalk, made some marks on his face and forehead and left. At home, he was confronted by his wife who demanded to know where he had been.
“To tell you the complete, unvarnished truth,” - replied her husband - “just as I left the office, a blonde knockout in a foreign-looking car invited me for a coffee. From the coffee shop we continued to her apartment, had a few drinks and somehow found ourselves between the sheets.”
His wife looked at her spouse quizzically and suddenly burst out laughing:
“Come on, the chalk marks on your face give you away. I can see that you just came from the pool-room!”
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