A man visited the dentist. After examining him, the dentist said:
“That tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The man grabbed the dentist’s arm and screamed:
“No way! I hate needles. I’m not getting any shot!”
The dentist said:
“OK, we’ll have to go with the gas then.”
His patient replied:
“Absolutely not! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”
So the dentist stepped out and came back with a glass of water:
“Here,” – he said, – “take this pill.”
The man asked:
“What is it?”
The dentist replied:
“Viagra.”
The man looked surprised and asked:
“Will that kill the pain?”
“No,” – replied the dentist, – “but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth.”
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