Category: Viagra

GOLFER

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue  "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked:

"How many?"

The man replied:

"Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said:

"That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy.”

The old fellow said:

"Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.

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Category: Viagra

CREATIVE THINKING

A man went to visit his grandpa in hospital.

“How are you grandpa? -  he asked.

“Feeling fine,” - said the old man.

“What's the food like?”

“Terrific, wonderful menus.”

“And the nursing?”

“Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”

“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”

“No problem at all - nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ...  and that's it. I go out like a light.”

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushed off to question the Sister in charge.

“What are you people doing?” - he said. “I'm told you're giving an old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?”

“Oh, yes,” - replied the Sister. “Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”

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Category: Viagra GRANNIES

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting their kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills and the son said I don't think you should take one, they're very strong and very expensive.

"How much?" - asked Grandpa.

"$10 a pill," - answered the son.

"I don't care," - said Grandpa, "I'd like to try one and I'll give you the money in the morning."

The next morning the son found $110 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa:

"I told you each pill was $10, not $110."

"I know," – said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

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Category: Viagra HANDLING PAIN

A man visited the dentist. After examining him, the dentist said:

“That tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

The man grabbed the dentist’s arm and screamed:

“No way! I hate needles. I’m not getting any shot!”

The dentist said:

“OK, we’ll have to go with the gas then.”

His patient replied:

“Absolutely not! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I’m not having gas.”

So the dentist stepped out and came back with a glass of water:

“Here,” – he said, – “take this pill.”

The man asked:

“What is it?”

The dentist replied:

“Viagra.”

The man looked surprised and asked:

“Will that kill the pain?”

“No,” – replied the dentist, – “but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth.”

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Category: Viagra CREATIVE THINKING

A man went to visit his grandpa in hospital.

“How are you grandpa? - he asked.

“Feeling fine,” - said the old man.

“What's the food like?”

“Terrific, wonderful menus.”

“And the nursing?”

“Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”

“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”

“No problem at all - nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light.”

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushed off to question the Sister in charge.

“What are you people doing?” - he said. “I'm told you're giving an old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?”

“Oh, yes,” - replied the Sister. “Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.”

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Category: Viagra REJUVENATION

The physician asked the elderly patient:

“Have the Viagra pills I prescribed been of any help?”

“Beyond my wildest dreams. I feel like a 20-year-old,” - enthused the old fellow.

“And what is your wife’s opinion?”

“I don’t know. I haven’t been home for two weeks.”

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