The absent-minded professor checked out of his hotel. A few hours later when it started raining, he noticed that he had left his umbrella in his hotel room. He went back to the hotel, but the reception-clerk told him that a young couple on their honeymoon occupied the room.
“They checked in not long ago, so I suggest you go up there, knock on their door and ask them if they have found an umbrella.”
The professor took the elevator upstairs. When he reached his old room and was about to knock on the door, he heard voices from the inside:
“Who do these soft hands belong to?” - said a man’s voice.
“To you, my darling,” - answered a female voice.
“Whom do these sweet lips belong to?”
“To you, sweetheart.”
“Whom do these beautiful breasts belong to?”
“To you, honey.”
Here the professor’s patience ran out and he shouted through the keyhole:
“Excuse me, but when you get to the umbrella, please remember, it belongs to me!”
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