Category: Army Stories

FOGGY MATTER

There was a dense fog over the sea when out of the murk two searchlights appeared one opposite the other. From the left a megaphone thundered:

“Please turn aside!”

From the right another megaphone boomed:

“You turn aside!”

From the left again:

“Swerve immediately!”

From the right:

“I won’t, you swerve!”

From the left:

“For the last time, turn away, this is H.M.S. dreadnought ‘The Invincible’!”

From the right:

“And this is a lighthouse.”

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