Category: At School MODEL PUPIL

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked:

"Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered:

"I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3^rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3^rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks has had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he'll give the boy a test. If he fails to answer any of his questions he's to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in, the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and told her:

"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks said to the principal:

"Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asked: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment replied: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why she would ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: “What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks:

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Harry said:

"Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks:

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks:

"What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Fire truck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher:

"Put Harry in the 5th grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......"

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