Saturday, May 01, 2010

Category: Ecumenical Stories MERE DILETTANTES

Dorothy went to the Franciscans for confession. One by one she acknowledged her offenses against the sixth Commandment: How many times she thought about the sinful deed, spoke about it and performed it with Tom. As penitence, the Franciscan priest meted her out five ‘Hail Mary’s. Said Dorothy wonderingly:

“So little? Three weeks ago, confessing to the very same sins at the Capuchiners’ church, I got a much higher penitence.”

“Capuchiners, Capuchiners,” – grumbled the good Father, – “what do they know about screwing.”

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