A young Jewish man called his mother and said:
“Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star.”
“How nice,” - said his mother.
“I have an Indian name too,” - he said. “It's 'Running Water' and you have to call me that from now on.”
“How nice,” - said his mother.
“You have to have an Indian name, too, Mom....”
“I already do,” - said the mother. “Just call me Sitting Shiva....*”
* Shiva: A seven-day period of mourning observed after the death of a close relative.
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