BLEKA PROSPECTS
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said:
“Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly: Make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely. “
On the way home, the husband asked his wife:
“What did the doctor say?”
“That you’re going to die,” – she replied.
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