Category: Marital Bliss

HAPPY DAY

Jim came to work with an unusually radiant face, whistling a cheerful little tune under his breath.

“What is the happy occasion, Jimmy boy?” – queried his co-workers.

“My wife lets me have sex with her only once a year,” – replied Jim, with a big grin across his face.

“What is there to be happy about such deplorable behavior?” – asked one colleague.

“Because today is that day!”

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