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A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer.
“Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent”.
“One penny?!” - exclaimed the guy.
“Yes”- said the barman.
The guy glanced over at the menu and asked:
“Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?”
“Certainly sir” - replied the bartender, - “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” - inquired the guy.
“Four cents,” - he answered.
“Four cents?!” - exclaimed the guy. “Where's the guy who owns this place?”
The barman replied:
“Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy said:
“What's he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replied:
“Same as what I'm doing to his business.”
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