Category: Marital Bliss

IT IS BETTER TO BE SURE

Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him:

“YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!”

Adam responded:

“Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth” – and went to sleep. Later that night Adam woke up feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.

“What the heck are you doing?” – he asked.

“I'm counting your ribs,” – she responded.

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