Category: Naughty Jokes

CODED MESSAGES

A mother told her three daughters to write home after their respective weddings and let her know how their married life was. The eldest was the first to get married and on the second day, a letter arrived with a single message: “Maxwell Coffee.”

At first the mother was confused, but finally looked at the ad, which said “Satisfaction to the last drop” and was very happy for her daughter.

After a week of marriage, the second daughter wrote to her Mother with the message: “Rothmans.” As usual, the mother looked for the ad and when she saw that it read “Life size, King Size,” was quite happy for her daughter.

After the third daughter's wedding, there was no news until after four weeks. Then a message arrived with the words “BRITISH AIRWAYS”. The mother rushed to her paper to look for the ad, but almost fainted when she saw that it read “Two times a day, four times a week, both ways.”

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