Category: Naughty Jokes

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS

People stopped inviting Tom to their home, especially people with young children. Though a decent enough chap, he had an extremely uncouth manner and when he told one of his dirty jokes, he never really cared who overheard him. One day a big dinner was held at a friend's house - in honor of their daughter’s engagement - and even Tom, who promised that he would behave, received an invitation. Most of the dinner went well, but then, just as the main course was cleared away, Tom asked the bride-to-be:

“Do you know, what it is that I have between my legs?”

“No, I would not know,” - answered the blushing girl. Everybody held his or her breath as Tom answered:

“The table leg,” - he said and one could hear the assembled guests letting out their breath with an audible whoosh. A quarter of an hour passed. The guests had their coffee, the atmosphere was relaxed and then Tom spoke up again, addressing the daughter again:

“I presume that you know now, what I have between my legs?”

“Of course. The table leg.”

“No,” - said Tom, - “but what you thought of previously!”

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