100 MILES AN HOUR
A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy said to the girl:
“If I go
She agreed and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100 she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car. The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were trapped in the car.
“Go get help,” – he pleaded.
She replied:
“I can't, I'm naked.”
He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said:
“Cover your snatch with that and go get help.”
She took the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived she was frantic and yelled to the attendant:
“HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!”
The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied:
“I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in.”
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