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A woman, getting married for the fourth time, went to a bridal shop and asked for a white dress.
“You can't wear white,” - reminded the sales clerk. “You've been married three times already.”
“Of course I can, I'm a virgin!” - said the bride.
“Impossible,” - said the sales clerk.
“Unfortunately not,” - the bride explained. “My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector.... God do I miss him!”
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