GARDENING
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a neighbor, who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman:
"What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded:
"Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman:
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No”, – she replied, – "but my cucumbers are enormous.”
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