Category: Naughty Jokes

MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.  

The lady went to the drug store and got some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist told her:

"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

She said:

"I'm not using it under my arms."

The clerk said:

"If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

She said:

"I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The clerk said:

"Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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