Monday, May 09, 2011

Category: Old Age Humiliations

OLD, NOT FEEBLE

An 80-year-old man went to see his family physician.
“What seems to be the trouble, Uncle Jim?”
“I’m marrying a 20-year-old girl next week. Dear doctor, I know it’s rare at my age, but is it still possible for me to have children?”
“Of course it is possible, just find yourself a young lodger.”
A year later, the doctor met the beaming old geezer walking on the street alongside his young wife who was pushing a huge baby carriage with triplets in it.
“Uncle Jim!” – exclaimed the doctor, – “I’m glad to see that you have succeeded with the babies. And how is your lodger?”
“Don’t mention it! She is pregnant too.”

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