Category: At the Court-of-Law

FULLY EQUIPPED

 The old geezer was brought before the judge and accused of illegal whisky distillation. They found the equipment in his house, but couldn’t quite prove that he was actually using it, so they just fined him $2,000. After the verdict was pronounced, the accused requested to make a statement:

“Your Honor, I respectfully request that my fine be increased to $4,000.”
“And what is it that you want to pay the additional $2,000 for?”
“For sexually assaulting a lady.”
“Did you do it?”
“No, but I possess that piece of equipment too.”

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