Category: Ecumenical Stories

TO MANY JEWS

An old Jewish lady was sitting in a restaurant sipping tea. At the next table three nuns discussed where to go for a vacation. The second nun said to Mother Superior:
"Let's go to Jerusalem."
Mother Superior said:
"No, too many Jews there."
The third nun said to Mother Superior:
“Let's go to New York.”
Mother Superior said:
"No, too many Jews there."
The second again spoke and said:
“Let's go to Los Angeles.”
Mother Superior said:
"No, too many Jews there."
The little Jewish old lady leant over and said with a Yiddish accent:
"Vell, vhy don't you go to hell, dere are no Jews there!!!"

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