Category: Marital Bliss

KITCHEN SEX

Sarah was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Bert walked in. Sara said:
"I want to make love to you right now."
His eyes lighted up and he thought:
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, Bert gave it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards Sarah said: "Thanks!" - and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, Bert asked:
"What was that all about?"
Sarah explained:
"The egg timer's broken."

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