WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
John asked his wife Mary what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" - he asksed.
"Not really," - said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" – said John.
"No," - she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" - he suggested.
She again rejected his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" - John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," - answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.
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