Category: Ethnic Stories
POLISH

A man walked into a store and asked the clerk:

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looked at him and said:

"Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) said:

"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?  Would you?"

The clerk said:

"Well, no!"
     "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
     "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
     With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy said:

"Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

  The clerk replied:

  "Because you're at Home Depot."

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