Category: Loonies

NUCLEAR ARSENAL

On New Year’s Eve, the inmates of the loony bin put on a show. The first to appear on the stage, a heavyset, huge man, clad only in his briefs, flexed his mighty muscles and declared:

“I am a hydrogen bomb!

Everybody clapped his hands. Next to come on stage was a thin, paltry fellow, stark naked, who shouted in a thin, reedy voice:

“I am an atomic bomb.”

Most of the audience got on its feet and in sheer panic escaped from the auditorium. A visitor managed to stop one of them and curiously inquired:

“A hydrogen bomb is much mightier, than an atomic bomb. Why did you run only when the second man appeared on stage?”

“Did you see how short his fuse was?” – answered the inmate and went on running.     

   

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