Category: Ethnic Jokes

PROBABLY TRUE TOO

A Somali arrived in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stopped the first person he saw walking down the street and said:

 “Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!”

The passerby said:

“You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.”

The man went on and encountered another passerby.

“Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!”

The person said:

“I not American, I am a Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walked further and stopped the next person he saw, shook his hand and said:

“Thank you for the wonderful America!”

That person put up his hand and said:

“I am from the Middle East, I am not an American!'

Finally he saw a nice lady and asked:

“Are you an American?”

She said:

“No, I am from Africa!”

Puzzled, he asked her:

“Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checked her watch and said:

“Probably at work!”

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