Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Category: Marital Bliss

SOUND ADVICE
A man went to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked:
"What's wrong?"
The man replied:
"My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asked:
"How can that be?"
"I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offered:
"Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi called the man and said:
"Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied:
"Take the poison."
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